Let’s Talk Wanking!
May 17th, 2012Enjoy Some Mutual Maestro-Bation This Month!
As part of National Masturbation Month (well, May, to some of you) we’re celebrating the Wonders of Wanking! After a quick look at Urban Dictionary (“research”), we can conform there are sooo many more expressions for male masturbation (five-finger-shuffle; spanking the monkey; jerking off; choking the chicken; beating the bishop; spit-shining the old water pump; waxing the brass candlestick; beating off) compared with only two expressions for female wanking (frigging and flipping the bean, neither of which rocks our boat). Disappointing!

Anyway, we digress.
Masturbation is a wonderful way of getting to know yourself; likes and dislikes, what works and what doesn’t… Solo play is not only free; it also boosts your immune system, reduces headaches, combats stress and depression, and puts a glow on your cheeks & a cheeky twinkle in your eye without fear of unwanted pregnancies or nasty STI’s! (Everyone in favour, raise your lubed-up hand!)
Sh! Girl Wanking Tip: Wanking in Tune (or in turn!), Mutual Meastro-Bation
Allowing your partner to watch you get yourself off can be nerve-wracking, stressful and just plain awkward – but it can also be one hell of a turn-on, if you let it! Watching your partner turn him/herself on is a delicious way of getting a closer look at not only their bits, but also what really works for them.
You’ll get a front-row view of how fast/slow your partner likes to be touched, which body parts in what order, how hard or how gentle… Don’t worry about memorizing specific patterns, just note what works and apply this new-found info when you next get a chance to get your eager hands on him/her!
A particularly good position for the horny (and voyeuristic) act of mutual masturbation, is one partner kneeling over the other, who reclines. You can see each others hot-spots (and hands!) up close, smell each other getting hotter (what? Scent is important!) plus enjoy full eye contact whilst each of you are inching closer to climax. Playing like this allows you to take full charge of your orgasm – a bit like ‘help yourself before helping those next to you’!
There is no reason why you can’t include toys, sexy books, vegetables… Whatever you need to get off - it’s nothin’ but a sexy wank-fest!
For exceptional and mind-blowing wanking, we really like these BEST SEX tips from ‘Mastering Multiple Position Sex’ by Eric Marlowe Garrison (available in both our shops):
Breathe through the diaphragm, whereby the navel (not the chest) rise and fall
Elevate the pelvis (from the ground toward the ceiling) rhythmically
Squeeze your PC muscles with each elevation
Think and fantasise about images and situations that turn you on
Stimulate any part of your body that turn you on
EXaggerate your sexual emotions, scream (into a pillow, if you have children nearby), talk dirty, laugh… Go with the flow.

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